Winning Entry:
Hillary Clinton: "Tipper!  Tell me that's your knee!"
(Thanks to J.C. Nelson of Cincinnati, OH)

Winning Entry:
Bill Clinton passionately singing: "Stand By Your Man"
(Congratulations to Anna Wong of Oakland, CA)

Winning Entry:
Tipper Gore:  (Not Spoken) "How disgusting!   I can't believe Hillary
keeps asking everyone to pull her finger!"
(Thanks to Phil Ackerman of Minneapolis, MN)

Winning Entry:
Yassar Arafat: "Yes, Bill.  I too believe that the Jerry Springer Show would be the perfect venue to express our deep felt lust for one another!"
(Congrats to Jon Nguyen of Las Vegas, NV)

Winning Entry:
Al Gore: "And after I invented the internet, I invented the computer!   Wait... or was it the other way around?  I can't remember!"
(Congratulations to Jan Stevens of Tampa, FL)

Winning Entry:
BILL:  "Hey Al, if you squint your eyes just right, Madeleine Albright looks just like Ted Kennedy!"
(Congrats to our winner Sheri Williams from Orange County, CA)

HONORABLE MENTIONS (Top 5):

Bill:  "Now just play along with me... we thought she was just a cleaning lady cleaning under the desk, right?"

Bill: "If you think THAT feels like a noose around the neck, try being married to Hillary!"

Background Voice:  "Now, I am going to say this ONE MORE TIME.  I did not threaten THAT man, Mr. Gore..."

Bill:  "Did Monica give you this tie!"  (many variations received)

Bill:  "I told you she wasn't wearing any underwear... now gimme the tie... a bets a bet!!!"

Winning Entry:
BILL: "C'mon Buddy... just like in the suntan commercial!"
(Congratulations to Greg Johnson of Chicago for this winning caption.
We even altered the photo to resemble Greg's winning entry.
Greg wins the coveted $50 Clinton novelty package!)

HONORABLE MENTION CAPTIONS (Top 3):

The Girl:  "Is that two dogs I hear sniffing behind me?"

Bill:  "Fetch Buddy... Fetch!"

Bill:  "The announcer says, 'And playing the part of the cigar... Buddy the Dog!"