Clinton's Crazy Crossword #1
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Clues:
(1) |
DOWN | First & Last name of Hillary's former partner in the Rose Law Firm; Also, say his last name twice and it sounds like Bill Clinton's exclamation at a Miss Arkansas pageant. |
| (2) | DOWN | Part of Paula Jones anatomy most recently altered by plastic surgery; Also, the part of Bill Clinton's anatomy that continues to grow & grow... |
| (3) | ACROSS | Al Gore's wife goes by this name; Also, a nickname that Al Gore could not be called in relation to his charitable contributions. |
| (4) | DOWN | First & Last name of Clinton's former chief strategist; Also, in Clintonesque fashion, is known for playing a little "footsie" on the side. |
| (5) | DOWN | Hillary was a partner at this entity based in Arkansas; Also, is known for performing more shredding than an Ore-Ida hash brown factory. |
| (6) | ACROSS | Term of endearment used by Monica Lewinsky for Pres. Clinton; Also, a term that should not be used to describe either Clinton or Janet Reno. |
| (7) | ACROSS | Name of the Hollywood hair stylist who cut Pres. Clinton's hair at LAX causing multiple flight delays. |
| (8) | DOWN | Hillary's maiden name; Also, basically the ONLY surname we knew her by before the Clinton's run for the 1992 presidency. |
| (9) | ACROSS | Monica Lewinsky's favorite head accessory (be careful here, this puzzle is rated 'G'!) |
| (10) | ACROSS | The surname Bill Clinton was born with. |
| (11) | DOWN | What Bill Clinton claims he did not do during his days at Oxford. |
| (12) | DOWN | Arkansas land development corporation where Clinton's supposedly lost $68,900 although they never claimed a tax deduction. However, the Washington Times reported that they routinely claim $1 & $2 deductions for used underwear, etc. |
| (13) | DOWN | Vernon Jordan reportedly offered to line up a job for Monica Lewinsky with this cosmetics company. |
| (14) | ACROSS | The Arkansas birthplace of William Jefferson Clinton; Also, the state of mind we all should have that Al Gore is not our next president. |
| (15) | DOWN | Initials of former president who shook Clinton's hand while Bill was a teenager. (Do you think he slipped young Bill a note about presidential infidelity?) |
| (16) | DOWN | First & Last name of Communist leader of major cigar producing country who stood up for Clinton and his adulterous ways. (Another conflict of interest here?!) |
| (17) | ACROSS | Nickname for Bill Clinton referring to his shrewd & crafty nature. |
| (17) | DOWN | Musical instrument "played" by President Clinton; Also, the instrument we would likely hear in background music during Oval Office overatures. |
| (18) | DOWN | Bill's "exhalant" of choice; Also, what one of Clinton's former Surgeon Generals wanted legalized. |
| (19) | ACROSS | Surname of tape recorder wielding buddy to Monica Lewinsky |
| (20) | ACROSS | Country of world leader from clue 16 DOWN; Also, Clinton has certainly boosted the GNP of this 3rd world communist country. |
| (21) | ACROSS | "Smoking Gun" article of clothing that has never seen the light of a dry cleaner; Also, the 3 word colorful answer sounds a bit like a popular Elvis song. |
| (22) | ACROSS | Former First Lady that Hillary Clinton admitted having "imaginary conversations" with. |
(23) |
ACROSS |
Adjective Hillary uses to describe the right wing conspiracy who she says is out to get the Clinton Administration; Also, an adjective describing the breadth of uncovered scandals in Washington D.C. |
(24) |
DOWN |
A trouser fastening device that seems to get President Clinton into continual trouble; Also, it rhymes with 3 ACROSS |
| (25) | ACROSS | While running for Congress in 1974, Bill called for this president's resignation due to his "making false statements to government officials." |
| (26) | DOWN | A compact roll of tobacco leaves used for smoking; Also, per Clinton's dictionary... A compact roll of tobacco leaves used for foreplay. |
| (27) | ACROSS | The U.S. state that produced Helen Gurley Brown, who authored the best seller, "Sex & the Single Girl"; Also, this state produced a president who has obviously read the book. |
| (28) | ACROSS | Independent Counsel who has held his job much longer than he wanted simply because Bill wouldn't tell the truth when he was first asked. |