Clinton's Crazy Crossword #1
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(1)

DOWN First & Last name of Hillary's former partner in the Rose Law Firm; Also, say his last name twice and it sounds like Bill Clinton's exclamation at a Miss Arkansas pageant.
(2) DOWN Part of Paula Jones anatomy most recently altered by plastic surgery; Also, the part of Bill Clinton's anatomy that continues to grow & grow...
(3) ACROSS Al Gore's wife goes by this name; Also, a nickname that Al Gore could not be called in relation to his charitable contributions.
(4) DOWN First & Last name of Clinton's former chief strategist; Also, in Clintonesque fashion, is known for playing a little "footsie" on the side.
(5) DOWN Hillary was a partner at this entity based in Arkansas; Also, is known for performing more shredding than an Ore-Ida hash brown factory.
(6) ACROSS Term of endearment used by Monica Lewinsky for Pres. Clinton; Also, a term that should not be used to describe either Clinton or Janet Reno.
(7) ACROSS Name of the Hollywood hair stylist who cut Pres. Clinton's hair at LAX causing multiple flight delays.
(8) DOWN Hillary's maiden name; Also, basically the ONLY surname we knew her by before the Clinton's run for the 1992 presidency.
(9) ACROSS Monica Lewinsky's favorite head accessory (be careful here, this puzzle is rated 'G'!)
(10) ACROSS The surname Bill Clinton was born with.
(11) DOWN What Bill Clinton claims he did not do during his days at Oxford.
(12) DOWN Arkansas land development corporation where Clinton's supposedly lost $68,900 although they never claimed a tax deduction.  However, the Washington Times reported that they routinely claim $1 & $2 deductions for used underwear, etc.
(13) DOWN Vernon Jordan reportedly offered to line up a job for Monica Lewinsky with this cosmetics company.
(14) ACROSS The Arkansas birthplace of William Jefferson Clinton; Also, the state of mind we all should have that Al Gore is not our next president.
(15) DOWN Initials of former president who shook Clinton's hand while Bill was a teenager.  (Do you think he slipped young Bill a note about presidential infidelity?)
(16) DOWN First & Last name of Communist leader of major cigar producing country who stood up for Clinton and his adulterous ways. (Another conflict of interest here?!)
(17) ACROSS Nickname for Bill Clinton referring to his shrewd & crafty nature.
(17) DOWN Musical instrument "played" by President Clinton;  Also, the instrument we would likely hear in background music during Oval Office overatures.
(18) DOWN Bill's "exhalant" of choice; Also, what one of Clinton's former Surgeon Generals wanted legalized.
(19) ACROSS Surname of tape recorder wielding buddy to Monica Lewinsky
(20) ACROSS Country of world leader from clue 16 DOWN; Also, Clinton has certainly boosted the GNP of this 3rd world communist country.
(21) ACROSS "Smoking Gun" article of clothing that has never seen the light of a dry cleaner; Also, the 3 word colorful answer sounds a bit like a popular Elvis song.
(22) ACROSS Former First Lady that Hillary Clinton admitted having "imaginary conversations" with.

(23)

ACROSS

Adjective Hillary uses to describe the right wing conspiracy who she says is out to get the Clinton Administration; Also, an adjective describing the breadth of uncovered scandals in Washington D.C.

(24)

DOWN

A trouser fastening device that seems to get President Clinton into continual trouble; Also, it rhymes with 3 ACROSS
(25) ACROSS While running for Congress in 1974, Bill called for this president's resignation due to his "making false statements to government officials."
(26) DOWN A compact roll of tobacco leaves used for smoking;  Also, per Clinton's dictionary... A compact roll of tobacco leaves used for foreplay.
(27) ACROSS The U.S. state that produced Helen Gurley Brown, who authored the best seller, "Sex & the Single Girl";  Also, this state produced a president who has obviously read the book.
(28) ACROSS Independent Counsel who has held his job much longer than he wanted simply because Bill wouldn't tell the truth when he was first asked.

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